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Well. Found something interesting to talk about. Fine-nah-lee. Huahuahua.

Yesterday was Clarence's birthday party. It was sort of an early zuo kun's birthday celebration too. lulu. Teehee. Nothing unusual happened during the party, just like any other party at his sexy house, though I reached the latest at 9pm because of steamboat outing with my class. Hm. Steamboat seemed to be really suckish, due to several events. Mainly, it was because "steamboated" food taste so bland and....bland. Ok no, I changed my mind. It's bland and.....repetitive. You get so tired of it. 2ndly, Mr. Zhou Chen spilled soft drink on my shirt and then he 'ka-jiaoed' our table's soup. *Glares at ZC*. Thirdly, it was at 'Boooogis' and you know I hate travelling too long a distance. I get so restless. Anyway, travelled all the way back to 'CCK' and "died" at Clarence's house. Manz. So tired. They were all "Guitar-Hero-ing". Some leftover people were at the mahjong table emo-ing. Incidentally, birthday boy was one of those emo bitches. Like me. I joined them. And I started..........No. They were not mahjong-ing. It was a "NS" discussion area. Man, I was sooooooooooooooooooo bored. I haven't even gotten enlisted yet and still, I have to sit through a pep talk of some sort. Feh! Taikutsu Taikutsu..~ Kiddin' Kiddin'. So yea. Played some Poker with Mahjong tiles as chips. Played a little "speed card game" thingy. You know its like the 5-2-5 arrangement then if two same cards appear at the same time in the '2' row then you would have to smack your palm onto the face of the opponent...i mean the card...and shout something. Well, we forgot the word to shout so we used the "F" word instead. How appropriate for the 'NS' men. Ok. Up until now, I have been trying not to doze off. I feel so tired. Too tired to think or So I'm gonna speed thru' like freakin' fast. So suddenly I was asked to play "Guitar Hero". Ironically, I was only allowed to sing into the microphone thanks to the machine hoggers. Kidding. Anyway, yea, I sang sang sang.(more like moaning and droning..I can't help it right? Nobody knows how to sing the songs in Guitar hero. They are so...erhem..."leng men") Suddenly, "You Failed". Those accursed words popped up on the monitor. I was like "Which Bakkayarou ahou sabotage our band". It was me. It turns out I wasn't watching my life bar. Happy? -.- At that moment, my face turned black and looked at my "band" in horror. I was stripped off my microphone and brushed away like a little irritating bug that lands on your monitor screen sometimes and which you keep trying to blow away. I felt like a little bitch. I felt damned. I felt useless. I felt like the world ended right on the spot. The words "Its the singer la! Raymond!" cut through me like blades of glass that shattered just when they perforated my heart lining and....then its like as if they used the guitars and smashed my head and threw me from the 6th floor and jumped down after that and stomped on my face and threw me in the garbage bins and pissed on me and violated me. Then they ran away. The horror. That's how I felt. I was so sad and depressed. HAHA. DAYUMMM. I'm just kiddin'. Anyway, after that we cut the birthday cake and ate it and took some unglam photos (me only) then Bai Bai. Haiz, I stayed and taunted because I was too tired and I didnt want to make a wasted trip. I played some other games and helped clarence install a new OS and slept....with him. Well, its true right? Don't think dirty. The bed was big enough. Next day, played 'Devil May Cry 4'. Freakin' awesome. I owned. After that Benjamin came over (same birthday as clarence) and we had a mini party. They talked and played about soccer. I tried to play and lost. So predictable. Then I played left 4 dead with ben, completed dead air. 1 hour. 0 minutes. Nice rite? Ben went home afterwards while me and clar went to eat subway. I forgot how to order so I made a fool of myself. Now, here comes the interesting part. After I finished my sub, I was doing some weird hand motion in front of clar's face and when I pulled back I knocked my whole barley drink onto my shirt and pants. It was 3 quarters full. Everyone was like glaring at me. Like "Why the F is Jay Chou doing in Subway?". Ok kidding. The usual. Asked for some serviettes and cleaned up. So embarassing. I think this is karma. The day before Zhou Chen spilled some shit on the back of my shirt and I hollered at him and blasted some profanities into his face. That's why I am suffering such evil retribution. Haiz. I have to learn to control my anger. My rage. So we went to the library after that and I borrowed books on memory empowerment while clar borrowed some books. I didn't see. Think its porn. Remember last time when you were young and you went to the library and you strayed away from your parents and came across a book on the human anatomy or even more interestingly, ART. Some art books have paintings that are sexually provocative, ok wait, no. That came out wrong. I mean the paintings have naked people. Ya. Anyway, you, being the young inquisitive dectective boy boy, decide to pick up that particular book, look sideways to see if anyone is looking at you, then quickly browse through the vivid and colossal collection of explicit content. Come on, you know you did it before. STOP LYING YOU LITTLE SNITCH. Stop thinking :" raymond is such a hentai boy, i can't believe he did that when he was young". "Nu! I am NOT A HENTAI BOY :'( I was just curious". But under the seemingly belittling and demeaning eyes of the depraved public, Raymond was outcasted and he disappeared. Never to be seen. Again.
Oh oh. Damn, let me say this. I just thought of this. Some people say that they haven't seen porn before, well, does the previous scenario count? softc... nevermind.

Coming back to the main topic, I was walking home just now. And I saw a cat. It was like sitting there sleeping. I crouched down and looked at it, half-expecting it to get a shock of its life and run away. But, no. It turned and looked at me with those sleepy and droopy eyes and yawned, stretching itself and making meow meow noises. You know when you just wake up, and you stretch and you make those "ahhhhhhhhhhh....nyam nyam nyam" sequences. the "nyam nyam" part is when you close and open your mouth as if to moisten your mouth or something. DO YOU GET IT?! GOSH I'm totally having a hard time here. Are you having the time of your life reading this? If you are. Good. Anyway, this thought suddenly came to me and it was this thought that triggered my motivation to make this post. In the past, cats are like so freaking scared of us. You know when we were little and we see a cat, and we run towards it or even just walk towards it, it will scurry away like a little girl. Now, they seem to have adapted to us. Rather, I think nowadays kids don't play with the stray animals anymore. They have grown too attached to technology to bother about nature's gifts. Sad. Though its kind of a double-edged sword thingy. Less ignorant kids will torture these poor animals. LOL. Looks who's sayin all this "saint " stuff. I used to play with cats and I remembered there was one time the cat tried to run away from me when I was stroking its fur. I got sad and I wanted it to come back. So I pulled its tail. It got angry and attacked me. So I ran away. :( It seems so weird nowadays. Its like. The cats are disrespecting me. I think I have to remind them who's boss and put them in their place. HAHA. I'm just kidding. Makin' some stuff up along as I go with da flow. Hee hee. I noticed suddenly I have typed for a very long time. almost half an hour. I shall stop. Summarising next few things I want to talk about but I think no one will read any further if I kept on typing. 1. Huiyan, I want your dog. When is it arriving. 2. Think about this. Do handsome people become less handsome as they grow older? And vice versa ( like lky) This has been bugging me lately. Don't ask me which category I'm in. I'm in the middle. Too bad. 3. Why am I surrounded by friends who don't have much common interests with me? Because I have hundreds of dota freaks around me.(ok an exaggeration) Soccer freaks. Korean freaks. National Service Freaks. Manz I don't participate in any of those stuff. I feel so left out. Oh wait. I'm going to NS soon. Yipee yay. Hurray Me! Ok yawnzz...END.

Ya think I was going to sleep right? TOO BAD. UR WRONG. NehniX2 pooX2 I am going to go watch 'REC'(spanish horror prequel to rec 2, recommended by mr. yong chee). HORROR. Hey yc, come closer... yea.. you. come. I DON'T NEED TO REDOWNLOAD WAHAHAHA. I just downloaded the subtitle file. Am I smart?? Pat my head. GOOOOD BOY GOOOOOD BOY~ come heerree doggy.. CUUUUUUM heeeeerrrreeee..thhaatts a goooood Boy THATSS MY GUUUUUD BOOIII~

Man, I must be crazy......NOT. U. Just. Got. Served.
Sry for the rushed post and sharp black and white contrast. I love.......myself. Yep. Ja, Matte ne! You are so kawaii. Suddenly, I feel like this blog post sounds more like the real me.