Summary Of My Exciting Week

It has been quite long since my last post. If you had noticed, my last couple of post was phrased quite "colloquially". Haha. Just too lazy to think. Lets see...Interesting things that happened...

Fri-Sun

Work at NTUC fairprice as beer promoter. Screwed up man! The first day was alright I guess. 4 hours only. 2nd day was zomg...The supervisor showed up. My employer ask me go confirm something with the old hag then i went to talk to her (nicely), and she just fucked me away with "Go away, I'm busy doing something else right now!". Its something along that line. Gosh. At that instance, the dragon inside my heart almost ripped out my inner organs and threatened to disfigure the old hag and pummel her into pulp. (What a douchebag) Though, I controlled my inner rage and sought comfort in the fact that the other aunties were much more refined and friendly. I bet she is the person in the picture from my last post. ROFLMAO. 3rd day was quite alright. The supervisor changed and was much nicer. Though, still a little stern looking. Why so serious?!?

Picture coming up!...















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ANYWAY...
Monday

Scouted around for places I haven't went before and to buy new year clothes and NS stuff with yc...First was queenstown...then bugis...then...Mustafa...then...Some ulu part of Little India(I mean the place is already ulu enough but there is still one part which has not seen the light of earth...buried...deep in the sand...lol! ok enough). The smell was heavenly...........LMAO! Went to some shopping malls and ate some Indian food and I almost puked. Sorry, no offence but the food tasted really sour. I'm just not used to it. Can't tolerate it. Its called thosai or something. Weird really weird. Yong Chee loved it. o.o Some pictures of my escapade...
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Nice spiral staircase eh?


Cute traffic light. Someone doesn't want to be in the picture!!!


Nice Buildings~ Wish I lived there!
































Tuesday

Alright...Tuesday was also really cool. Huiyan's birthday. :D:D Owe her present last birthday so was quite stressed...like hoping that she won't pop the question when I
see her. Anyway, we schemed with her brother and camped at her house...In her bedroom, to be precise. Using the darkness to conceal our presence, we planned to surprise her. Haha, I really envy her. I never had a surprise birthday party before. :'( Haha. Joke. Going back on track, Luyao hid in the toilet, holding the birthday cake. The flame from the lighter as well as her incessant pressing of her handphone casted ghastly illuminations and ghoulish shadows which heightened our solicitude. Muffled footsteps resonated throughout the house as the prospect closed in...
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It was Huiyan's mother. It seems that she got a shock of her life when she saw Shawn and Guiping. Haiz. In the end, Huiyan's mother had to ask for her to come up. The plan was a little botched but still considerably successful. Haha. Went downstairs to cut the cake and take pictures after we sang happy birthday for her with a candle in 1 of the 3 muffins. Cake was delicious. Huiyan's dad offered me some strange fruit and I rejected daintily but it seems that he did not catch the ball. Any hows...I fished one out from the packet and took a modest bite from the fruit gingerly. Godly. I tell you. I felt like the sky had crashed and the whole world has been overrun by aliens and I was being possessed by a demon. My face twisted into a shape that has never been witnessed by human eyes before and my mouth felt like I just ate rat poison or something...Heavenly. I had no choice but to continue "savouring" the 'New Year' "delicacy" because it would be rude and wasteful to take one bite out of food and then throw it away........................in front of people. LOL. Practical much? The white "fungus" around the seed was kind of sweet and powdery and kind of drys up your saliva like how pads suck up the bloody excretions females have every month or like how baby pampers absorb the yellow discharge from little toddlers' holes. I KNOW I KNOW, being a little obscene here but I really had to paint it in this way to glorify my amazing feat(eating the "Devil's fruit"...literally") In all, it was fun...I think its really cool that people have parents celebrating their birthday for them...Its so freakin' sad that my family don't practice this tradition. Kind of stupid right? So I think when I reach 21 I'm so going to force them to celebrate it with me. Then, I will make sure this practice will be prolonged. ;)

Wednesday

Seoul garden at Causeway Point. To commemorate the entry of three of the army boys anon. A lot of meat and stuff. Really good. The raspberry was heavenly! The chocolate was shit. Literally. If you know what I mean. I'm being serious here. Oh Oh. The bad thing about Seoul Garden is that after some time of cooking, the BBQ dish becomes layered with grime and "Chao Ta" stuff. Which is ultimately disgusting and repulsive. Though, I could not care less cuz I have to get my money's worth. After that we went to cold storage and Yong Chee and Choon Boon got "Febreze" for their NS term. Basically its a disinfectant for fabric which eliminates odour and stuff. Then...It was time to head home.

Thurdays.... (Haven thurs yet but I know whats going to happen. I'm psychic)

ALRIGHT. START OF JJ'10 ORIENTATION!!!! WHEEEEE!!!!!!!! WATER BOMB AND ORGY!!!!! HAHHAHA KIDDING.

Anyways, posted some more cool links on the side of the page. Be sure to check them out. Really cool stuff. "Ang Moh"s are really good at making funny stuff. Haha.

Buh BYE!!!! Good luck to Ghim Siang, Clarence, Yong Chee, Zhan Peng, Choon Boon. HOPE U SURVIVE NS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!