Haha. Another great day. Nothing much happened except for some rain and some PSKs. Yea.
So Another Random Thought:
So..................Some really good reasons why dining out with girls is good.
1. For the obvious reason. I'm not going to say it! Guess! HAHA beeches.
2. 2nd most importantly, girls tend to not finish their food. Thus, you can eat up their leftovers and act as if you are those people who don't waste their food, but in actual fact you are just hungry and you want more food. ( BUT, I really don't like wasting food. :)) Haha. This sounds really despo and in some cases disgusting because some people have these weird idiosyncrasies of not sharing saliva.(That is if the person is not sick) YEA. I think its weird. Got a problem? Call '999' and ask for a fight.
3. LOL WAIT. Sick is ambiguous. Some people term me 'sick' because I listen to 'non-mainstream' rock or because I love gore or because I crack horny jokes sometimes. Meh. To each his own. I am who I am. Not happy? Then eat some ecstasy. I heard it really cheers one up. Getting back on track...Eating out with girls, especially if males are a major minority (if u noe wad i mean), really makes you seem so much more popular! HAHA.
4. They like to take pictures so consequently, more pictures will be taken of you too! And with the advent of Facebook. It really just boosts up your rep. IMO, the more photo tags you have, the higher your rep. LOL. Come on, doesn't it seem right?
Some really good reasons not to dine out with girls.
1. YOU FEEL PRESSURED TO PAY FOR THEM. Well, I kinda resist the pressure most of the time, unless...heh heh. Motive much? Laughing out loud. LOL DUDE I'm deviating from the norm. Because I'm special.... Wait. Halt. I know what you are going to say. So I'm going to make you eat your words before they even come out from your lips - EVERYONE'S SPECIAL!!!!!! in their own way or another.
2. I don't really see the need to come up with another one. The first reason totally just bestrides any other insignificant cases you can come up with. Sigh...The pain of men. Though, I would like to be understanding and state that women too have pain to endure. Not the pain of losing money, rather, the pain of stretching....HAHA. THIS IS TOO GOOD. Gosh. If you know what I mean.
Well, I suddenly had this brainwave, or rather a revelation after yesterday's really awesome event! Haha. Just fyi.
Of course, the aforementioned reasons are meant to be entertaining and not to be taken seriously. Heh. UNLESS, you got influenced by my post and decide to follow my way of thinking. LOL. Damn, I'm good. Well, choose accordingly. The former is pure and weak and will die in 2012. The latter is dark but still weak yet less weak ( because you are my underling), and you will still die in 2012.
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